Journal Entry 1; Missing Friend

[seemagicshit]

Sender (Tianyou) Zhao
To: Everyone
Subject: This blows

I miss texting, but whatever can't always get the shit you want.

So. If you had a friend here and then he's no longer here and he's pretty goddamn easy to find otherwise?

What happened? Did he wake up? So he's fine, yeah? Is that how it works? Because I know where he is if that's the case. I just want to make sure.

Comments

[seemagicshit]

Hold up.

So you and SATAN over there have these titles that still sound like cool metal album concepts but they're real?

So if I was the Avatar of Cooking I could win every Iron Chef there ever was?

[stupidmammon]

[ That comment might have gotten a laugh out of mammon ]

Real as real can be yo. An' Avatars are serious business.

Your cookin' would have to be pretty damn good to even be considered an avatar.

[seemagicshit]

Hey fuck you, my cooking's AMAZING! You just have to come over and try it out yourself if you're man enough.

[As soon as he wrote that, Zhao tilted his head. Did...did he just ask someone out to dinner by threatening them? Or did he threaten a fight involving food?

He would cross out the message but that's not his style. He'll have to stand by the stupidity of his own words.]

[stupidmammon]

Wait. You're gonna feed me?



This has to be a trap.

[seemagicshit]

I am an amazing cook. You can be the judge if you ever want to take me up on that.

[Smooth recovery, Zhao. Very smooth.]