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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[oursavinggrace]

Uh

[He's immediately Unsure but. Well, it is true that he's technically single now.]

Do we get to know who?

[judoflipped]

i mean i figured hed tell eventually maybe

or else youll be on a blind date

[oursavinggrace]

If it's a blind date he should probably specify that??

[judoflipped]

i mean i kinda figured that was implied here
with the secrecy of everything

[oursavinggrace]

What if people are way too young or too old or don't swing that way? This doesn't really seem all that well thought out.

[judoflipped]

i mean
its beat
idk if youve ever talked to him but
its like talking to someone from the hermes cabin at camp halfblood

[oursavinggrace]

We've talked. He gave me a can of air.

[judoflipped]

[???????????]

what?

[oursavinggrace]

I don't get it either, dude.

[pactmarshal]

It's me.

[ It says Sender: Trahearne up at the top. Who is that? Doesn't mean much if they've never met! ]

I apologize on Beat's behalf. This has gotten a bit out of hand.

[oursavinggrace]

[It really doesn't. All he's going on here is a name.]

Oh. Hi? Sorry, I'm guessing this is probably way more embarrassing for you.

[pactmarshal]

Hello. It is a bit embarrassing, but I know his heart is in the right place. I find it hard to fault him for it.

[oursavinggrace]

I'm pretty sure you can fault him for it.

[judoflipped]

definitely fault him for it

[even though HE WAS PLAYING ALONG]

[pactmarshal]

Why the insistence that I do?

[ Beat is...fine. He's fine. It's just how he is. ]

[oursavinggrace]

I mean he could have ended up setting you up with a teenager if I hadn't asked for more detail.

[pactmarshal]

Ah, yes.

The situation could have easily been rectified, but luckily, that seems to have been cleared up by now, however.

[stillarhino]

imma tell you who but i gotta know if you into nature and stuff first

[The rest is added a little later.]

ah crap
didnt see him reply before me
my bad

[oursavinggrace]

Did he actually ask you to do this? Or agree to it at all?

[Because the guy does not seem super enthusiastic, bro...]

[stillarhino]

nah this was all me yo

[oursavinggrace]

[ GODS... ]

Did you consider if they'd want you to do this? It seems like it could be really embarrassing, or just make them feel bad depending on the responses you get.

[stillarhino]

yeah been hearing that from a couplea people already
i know this wasnt the best plan but he aint said nothing about either

[oursavinggrace]

You probably should have at least mentioned like age and gender at least. Otherwise things could get awkward really quick.

[stillarhino]

hes a dude thats like about 30
built like... nah he aint really like a tree
more like a bunch of bamboo thats stuck together

[oursavinggrace]

Well, I'm 16. So that's pretty good evidence for why that kind of stuff should be said up front.

[Not even gonna question the tree stuff. He knows someone that's dating a nymph, it's not that weird.]