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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[oathkeeper]

gosh i hope not that sounds like a whole lot of work and trouble

what if he hurts someone's feelings? what if they all fight??

[stillarhino]

yo yo yo dont go talking about me like i dont see all this shit

[book2thehead]

It is!

[That's how series like that become popular, okay? Obviously.]

Now that's the crux of the whole story, isn't it? "Someone our protagonist has to reject is more easily hurt than the others, and the rejection has led them to extremes. What will our hero do?? Can they keep the peace, or does someone have to be removed from their life? Find out in the next installment, coming out next month from Yae Publishing House!"

[oathkeeper]

[Does he see Beat's message??? Who knows.]

whoaaaa! that's pretty serious! you make it sound like it's gonna turn into something scary?? murder mystery romance? no way??

is that a real book?

i hope beat doesn't get killed

[book2thehead]

[Heizou is obviously very distracting~]

That's only one possible version! I suppose the less "murder mystery" version would be more about the drama of a scorned lover. Bonus points if one of the rejected suitors is an old childhood friend!

[oathkeeper]

drama of a scorned lover oh geeze beat better watch out??

beat, are you childhood friends with either of your three dates??

[Sora's imagination is going wild here, thanks Heizou!]

[stillarhino]

[He almost missed this in the chaos of everything, but he finds it eventually!]

i aint no childhood with none of my dates yo!
and there aint no three!

[oathkeeper]

phew at least we dodged that bullet! i really don't want beat to die!

[stillarhino]

hold up!
why am i supposed to die?

[Clearly someone has not been following the storyline.]

[book2thehead]

No one said you're "supposed" to die! Just that in a worst case scenario there's certainly a possibility that all your tangled love interests could turn to something truly nasty~ Then again, I don't know the people involved here, so maybe not!

Have you kissed any of them yet~?

[stillarhino]

[...

Oh, if you could see the blush across his face right now.]

i dont gotta tell you nothing!

[book2thehead]

[He can only imagine it~]

Awww, how cute~ You shouldn't be too shy. One can only wait for someone to make their intentions clear for so long~

[stillarhino]

i aint being shy!
what we get up to is our business

i just gotta make sure i aint dying to no one

[book2thehead]

Well, if your dates are so readily willing to share you, it seems unlikely that they'd try to kill you. Or each other.

[Your love story lacks intrigue, Beat. WHERE'S THE JUICE.]

[stillarhino]

i dunno if they wanna share though
and i dont plan to mess with both of them

[book2thehead]

[There we go. That's much more like the stories. Heizou approves.] Are you saying that you will eventually have to choose just one of them? Surely they know you're currently dating them both, at least?

[stillarhino]

yeah im gonna haveta soon...
and they know about each other

[book2thehead]

[Oooooh. There's hope for this romantic drama series yet!]

How does that make you feel?

[stillarhino]

it sucks but i gotta choose one of them
and figuring that out aint been easy.

[book2thehead]

Sora here seems the type to offer a helping hand, if you need someone else to help you sort out your feelings.

[stillarhino]

i mean if hes up for it i just might

[book2thehead]

Be sure to ask him nicely, then~!

[oathkeeper]

geeze, beat's really got himself into a whole dating murder mystery now doesn't he

[oathkeeper]

i mean first things first is don't kiss both of them if you haven't made up your mind yet, beat!! that will REALLY get you killed! and it's really mean!!

[stillarhino]

[This reply is written hastily.]

lets say i already did that
what now?

[He didn't really mean to though!]