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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

[bakudan_bambino]

What kind of person are they looking for?

[stillarhino]

gotta be someone whos a little older
like around 30
you know i think he into someone whos kinda snarky
like they can tease ya but you know they just messing around
and course they gotta be cute too

[bakudan_bambino]

they interested in a girl? A boy? Does that matter?

Okay…

And what’s your friend like? You should have listed their qualities so interested people could respond appropriately.

Are they older, or they just into older people? They a good person? Do they have any allergies? What’s some talent of theirs.

You know, stuff like that.

[stillarhino]

nah dont think they care if its a girl or a dude

thats where everyones telling me i screwed up yo
hes almost 30 and yeah hes a good guy
they type whod still have your back even if you mess up
hes kind of a nerd just check someone of the stuff hes talked about up top

...talent?
i mean he can light up at night

[Take that last point as you will.]

[bakudan_bambino]

Well, you got to think about it like advertising a product, right? You’re looking for interested buyers, so you’ve got to make sure they know what goods they’re scoping out.

For instance, I’m not your targeted audience, but you put this post out to everyone. I’m not interested in dating, but I may be able to talk your friend up if that would help?

What’s his handle/name? I don’t get on here very much and it felt rude to read the other conversations.

Also how old are you and what’s your relation to him?

[stillarhino]

you sure you aint?
you still sticking around aint ya?

his names trahearne
im 19 and me and hims tight

[bakudan_bambino]

Ain’t what?

I can leave, if you’d like

Has he ever dated anyone before? Have you?

[stillarhino]

aint into dating
but nah im just messing around man

he aint ever dated anyone before [At least not that he knows of.]
and imma just starting dating too

[bakudan_bambino]

I’ve always been too busy

Like the blind leading the blind, then!

Is that common in this place?!

Dating, I mean. I don’t know anyone and I’ve been here for only a month or so.

[stillarhino]

i feel ya man
didnt have time for that before i got here myself
but theres a coupla people i know thats dating here
hell someone even got married a few months ago

[bakudan_bambino]

what were you doing before you got here?

Good for them

[stillarhino]

trying to find my friend back home
he kinda went missing but i knew he was still out there somewhere

how about you?
what kept ya busy?

[bakudan_bambino]

time travel

Getting hunted down by a magical mafia family ten years into my future.

[stillarhino]

[....wat]

wanna run that by me again?

[bakudan_bambino]

I ended up ten years in my future and a magical mafia family were trying to kill me and my friends.

[stillarhino]

YO WTF why was you being chased by the mafia man

[bakudan_bambino]

Wish I could tell you, but you’d have to ask my ten-years-later self and he isn’t exactly around.

[stillarhino]

wait so you went 10 years forward
and theres another you in 10 years?

[If you could only hear his brain short circuiting.]

[bakudan_bambino]

yeah but I didn’t meet him. He was supposed to go ten years into the past. We were supposed to swap.

Something went wrong and I got stuck in the future.

[stillarhino]

yo sounds like the shit you was dealing with was real wack
i get why you didnt got time

[bakudan_bambino]

well now it’s like I have nothing but time!

[stillarhino]

weird stuff can happen here too but least it aint for too long you know

[bakudan_bambino]

oh yeah?
I’ve heard things.

How long have you been here?

[stillarhino]

been almost a year for me man
got turned into a scarecrow
got put in a dress outta nowhere
was even a duckling when i first got here

[bakudan_bambino]

That’s a pretty long time

The scarecrow and duckling sound like crazy changes! The dress… not so much. Someone told me they got turned into a cookie before.