Una questione di divinità.

[refantasma]

Sender: Nico
To: Everyone.
Subject: Gods.

Okay. How many gods are here? I've met two and there are three demigods myself included.

and demons while were at it. my father works with demons all the time and my children are demons so no judgement there.

Im just trying to figure out how this place works.

Comments

[refantasma]

I fail to see the confusion. I had fifteen kids at once.

[stillarhino]

why you talking like this kinda shit just happens
this is blowing my mind yo

[judoflipped]

oh ive seen it happen more than once
you think thats weird
my girlfriend popped out of her moms head
thats how she was born

so a dude having 15 kids all at once is childs play

[Percy? help? did you really think he would-]

[refantasma]

I think mines a bit more special.

[judoflipped]

shhh i wanna freak him out too

[even though Beat could see this if he really wanted to.]

[refantasma]

[But will he notice it?]

kay.

[stillarhino]

[Muuuuuuuuch later. Messily scrawled on. Even messier than usual.]

WHATCHU MEAN YOU TRYING TO FREAK ME OUT

[stillarhino]

[Send ACTUAL help.]

wait this happened to her too
next thing you know you gonna be telling me your dad just shit you outta his ass

[judoflipped]

[WHEN IS PERCY ANY HELP WHEN THERE'S NO FIGHTING INVOLVED]

nah but i do have a cyclops as a half-brother so think about that one for a minute

[stillarhino]

cyclops? aint he that dude from that vintage superhero movie
you his half-bro???

[refantasma]

gods make things weird.
Fifteen little demons came out of me.

[stillarhino]

came outta you?
CAME OUTTA YOU WHERE?

[PLEASE EXPLAIN.]

[refantasma]

I had a C-section since I'm male.

[Its... not completely false.]

[stillarhino]

c-section?
what happened to a and b?

[You seriously can't think he knows this, Nico.]

sender: link

[skyglider]

Oh. Congratulations on your bundles of joy.

Or sadness.

Are they bundles of sadness?

Sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

well theres one of them thats named stress so
apparently im the godfather for that one

[skyglider]

Somehow that just feels right, for you.

[stillarhino]

link bro
this make any sense to ya?

[skyglider]

It's not that much stranger than waking up from a coma with a dead guy's magic arm.
So I think I'm just gonna go with it.

[refantasma]

theyre bundles of my inner darkness. one is my sorrow made manifest.

[skyglider]

I see. So, one sadness

[... ... ...]

There's not one for malice, is there

[oathkeeper]

WAIT ARE YOU THE MOM OR THE DAD?

[stillarhino]

from what i got hes both

[oathkeeper]

how does that work????

[refantasma]

the other parent was a goddess.

but they were inside of me. so. technically Im the mom.