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dreamcrystals2024-01-23 11:20 pm
theheroics) wrote in dreamcrystals2024-01-23 11:20 pm
A Little Advice
Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
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are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice
for a friend
or i guess anyone if you know what to do.
so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?
just lemme know im a little worried about them
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical
are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice
for a friend
or i guess anyone if you know what to do.
so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?
just lemme know im a little worried about them
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i'm going to die.
i'm seriously going to die aren't i?
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Proooobably not? Probably not! But just in case, maybe I should take a look at you.
Do you want to tell me how this happened?
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could you? id really appreciate that
but just give it to me straight if i only have weeks to live. i gotta make the most of it.
[ But that... is the embarrassing part. He sighs, reluctantly giving in once again. ]
was tryin to make one of those giant snowcones. people use snow for it sometimes right? it just turned out all wrong
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Of course! I'm always happy to see you, anyway. Let me take a look, and I'll be sure to break the bad news to you gently. I'm off today, so you can come to my place anytime, or I can finally come see yours.
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Snowcones? Seriously?
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Yet as he attempts to write down a reply, he stops himself before reading the last of her words. ]
come to mine? i mean i guess that would be fine but
i dont think youd wanna. its a little messy
[ This is an understatement. ]
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I don't mind a little mess! Besides, I'm curious! I wanna see! Pleeeease?
[Yes, she did write out all those 'e's.]
Also, I don't think you're supposed to use real snow for them! You're supposed to crush up ice! Who knows what else could be in that snow?
Dogs pee anywhere, you know.
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alright alright just give me some time to straighten up a bit and tell cloud. hed get all grumpy when i invite someone without tellin him
i checked the snow before i ate it! it wasnt yellow or anything!
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[They're friends, too! And:]
Germs travel.
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it is you! nah he wouldnt mind at all so you can comeon by whenever you want! i think hed like to see you too!
[ .......... okay why does she have a point about this. It's only making his stomach gurgle a little more- ]
i think id know if it tasted like dog pee! i didnt!
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As for the snowcones, let's just say you got lucky this time. Kind of. Eating glitter can't be great for your insides.
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[ Can you feel his tail waggling, Aerith? Can you? ]
but i know. my stomachs made of steel tho its not like ill be done it by something like that.
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[She can absolutely feel his tail wagging from here. His puppy energy is, as usual, off the charts.]
That's proooobably true, but still, you shouldn't push it! Next time you get the urge to eat something weird, you should tell me first. Or take pictures!
[At least let her be entertained by it!]
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[ ......... but now he's going to clean. and tell cloud. oh boy.
but he'll worry about that later! in the meantime he'll squint his eyes as he hastily tries to reply back before scuffling to throw away some papers to his immediate side. ]
you sure youre actually worried about my wellbeing or just wanna watch when it happens again?
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Hmm...
Yes?
[Yes.]
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[He's so young—]
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just means i got a big heart! how is that suppose to make me old!?
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but even those break when something bigger comes along
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