Journal Entry 1; Missing Friend

[seemagicshit]

Sender (Tianyou) Zhao
To: Everyone
Subject: This blows

I miss texting, but whatever can't always get the shit you want.

So. If you had a friend here and then he's no longer here and he's pretty goddamn easy to find otherwise?

What happened? Did he wake up? So he's fine, yeah? Is that how it works? Because I know where he is if that's the case. I just want to make sure.

Comments

[stupidmammon]

You know, your friend kinda sounds like onna my lil brothers.

[seemagicshit]

I can see why, but he's actually older than me by at least 10 years. Like a hyperactive kid a ripped guy's body. Always got a weird way of seeing the world.

[stupidmammon]

Is he one of those 'sees the world as the glass half full' kinda guys? He kinda sounds like it from your descriptions.

[seemagicshit]

Guy's always been that way. I haven't known him forever but he's the kind of guy that if you do a decent thing for him, he'll immediately do even more back to you.

[And for that, he will always be grateful. Because without that force of personality, Zhao knew he likely wouldn't even be alive.]

[stupidmammon]

I guess sometimes the nerdiest ones are actually the nicest ones, huh... Sucks that your friend is gone. Now you're stuck with us an' our annoyin' asses lmao.

[seemagicshit]

Yeah, sucks that he's gone. But not everyone is that annoying. Some could be of a higher quality.

[stupidmammon]

Maybe we just need ta find something to distract you with, ya know? Get your mind off of it all.

[seemagicshit]

That's fair.

You feel like distracting me, Mammon? Think there's some shady shit we can get up to?

[Zhao will just cut to the chase. Might be something there in either a friendship or maybe more than way. Only one way to find out!]

[stupidmammon]

lmao if this were the human realm we'd be able to find so much shady shit to get into, but I'm not so sure about here.

"the heist of the giant beetle bugs" ain't got too big of a pizzazz

[seemagicshit]

Well if we can't find shady shit then just...

Something to occupy me for a while. You hear about any good jobs?

[stupidmammon]

Ugh, don't even get me started on jobs. I'm still tryin' to find something to help me with my greedy issue.

[seemagicshit]

A greedy issue? Like what, you gotta get a lot of shit and then hang onto it like some dragon in Dragon Quest?

[stupidmammon]

As in Im the Avatar of Greed an' there ain't nothin' here to be greedy over.

[seemagicshit]

Hold up.

So you and SATAN over there have these titles that still sound like cool metal album concepts but they're real?

So if I was the Avatar of Cooking I could win every Iron Chef there ever was?

[stupidmammon]

[ That comment might have gotten a laugh out of mammon ]

Real as real can be yo. An' Avatars are serious business.

Your cookin' would have to be pretty damn good to even be considered an avatar.

[seemagicshit]

Hey fuck you, my cooking's AMAZING! You just have to come over and try it out yourself if you're man enough.

[As soon as he wrote that, Zhao tilted his head. Did...did he just ask someone out to dinner by threatening them? Or did he threaten a fight involving food?

He would cross out the message but that's not his style. He'll have to stand by the stupidity of his own words.]

[stupidmammon]

Wait. You're gonna feed me?



This has to be a trap.

[seemagicshit]

I am an amazing cook. You can be the judge if you ever want to take me up on that.

[Smooth recovery, Zhao. Very smooth.]