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[stillarhino]

Sender: Beat
To: Everyone
Subject: a question

yo who heres single?
asking for a friend

[That's it. That's the post.]

[ooc: Both Beat and Trahearne will be replying to this!]

Comments

sender: Shikanoin Heizou

[book2thehead]

If you're asking for a friend, does that make you something of a cupid~?

[stillarhino]

[At this point, his writing has just degraded and getting shakier and shakier.]

yeah i guess
hold up my hands cramping the hell up

[book2thehead]

[He can tell! It makes him chuckle a little.]

Seems you really are quite dedicating to helping your friend out, risking your own limbs like this! :)

[stillarhino]

[Give him a bit to reply, he's trying to shake it out.]

its cause this aint about me yo
i just gotta see whos out there first before i hook anyone up

[book2thehead]

[Heizou can be very, very patient, so he doesn't mind.]

Oho, so it's a screening process! That's particularly diligent of you. This must be a very special friend to you, then~

[stillarhino]

yeah kinda like that
guys like a real bro to me
i know hes got my back so i gotta have his too
and if that means i gotta be his wingman then hes got it

[book2thehead]

Awww, that's beautiful~

Does he know you're going to such lengths for him?

[stillarhino]

he does now
wasnt planning on telling him at first

[book2thehead]

Oh? I'm guessing this might not have been the best way for him to find out. :P

[stillarhino]

nah but if he tells me to cut it out im gonna

[oathkeeper]

he's something of a cupid alright, beat's got three dates

[NO HE DOESN'T]

[book2thehead]

Oh my! Sounds like he's actually quite the heartthrob, then~!

[stillarhino]

[Immediately after his last reply. And probably the messiest his handwriting has been.]

YO NO WAIT I AINT NO HEARTTHROB!
WHAT THE HELL

[book2thehead]

[OH. THIS IS FUN.]

Are you sure? Only a true heartthrob would say they aren't a heartthrob. They're humble like that~

[stillarhino]

i aint a heartthrob or nothing yo!
im just still trying to figure things out

[book2thehead]

So you don't have three dates lined up at the moment?

[stillarhino]

i got no dates lines up yet
soras got it all mixed up!

[book2thehead]

Does he now? But what in the world could cause him to mix up something like that?

[oathkeeper]

yeah tell me about it! he kept saying he's got two and now he's trying to find another one! i think he's starting to lose track or something

[No, Sora's the one losing track!]

[book2thehead]

I've read stories like this! Do you think maybe he'll have to be constantly switching between all of his dates, struggling to maintain the right amount of attention between them all while searching his feelings for who his true love is?

[oathkeeper]

gosh i hope not that sounds like a whole lot of work and trouble

what if he hurts someone's feelings? what if they all fight??

[stillarhino]

yo yo yo dont go talking about me like i dont see all this shit

[book2thehead]

It is!

[That's how series like that become popular, okay? Obviously.]

Now that's the crux of the whole story, isn't it? "Someone our protagonist has to reject is more easily hurt than the others, and the rejection has led them to extremes. What will our hero do?? Can they keep the peace, or does someone have to be removed from their life? Find out in the next installment, coming out next month from Yae Publishing House!"

[oathkeeper]

[Does he see Beat's message??? Who knows.]

whoaaaa! that's pretty serious! you make it sound like it's gonna turn into something scary?? murder mystery romance? no way??

is that a real book?

i hope beat doesn't get killed

[book2thehead]

[Heizou is obviously very distracting~]

That's only one possible version! I suppose the less "murder mystery" version would be more about the drama of a scorned lover. Bonus points if one of the rejected suitors is an old childhood friend!