Una questione di divinità.

[refantasma]

Sender: Nico
To: Everyone.
Subject: Gods.

Okay. How many gods are here? I've met two and there are three demigods myself included.

and demons while were at it. my father works with demons all the time and my children are demons so no judgement there.

Im just trying to figure out how this place works.

Comments

[refantasma]

#lol

yup fifteen.

[stillarhino]

[The journal's latent magic fixes itself, but even as it does so, messy scribbling begins to appear.]

whatchu mean 15 yo
how long were you gone?!

[refantasma]

here? a month
back home, 'bout a year.

[stillarhino]

a year
that still dont make no sense yo
howd you get 15 kids in a year
unless

[He can't even begin to imagine.]

[refantasma]

I had them all at once.

1/5?

[stillarhino]

[stillarhino]

[stillarhino]

[stillarhino]

[???]

done

[stillarhino]

WTF MAN

[refantasma]

I fail to see the confusion. I had fifteen kids at once.

[stillarhino]

why you talking like this kinda shit just happens
this is blowing my mind yo

[judoflipped]

oh ive seen it happen more than once
you think thats weird
my girlfriend popped out of her moms head
thats how she was born

so a dude having 15 kids all at once is childs play

[Percy? help? did you really think he would-]

[refantasma]

I think mines a bit more special.

[judoflipped]

shhh i wanna freak him out too

[even though Beat could see this if he really wanted to.]

[stillarhino]

[Send ACTUAL help.]

wait this happened to her too
next thing you know you gonna be telling me your dad just shit you outta his ass

[judoflipped]

[WHEN IS PERCY ANY HELP WHEN THERE'S NO FIGHTING INVOLVED]

nah but i do have a cyclops as a half-brother so think about that one for a minute

[refantasma]

gods make things weird.
Fifteen little demons came out of me.

[stillarhino]

came outta you?
CAME OUTTA YOU WHERE?

[PLEASE EXPLAIN.]

[refantasma]

I had a C-section since I'm male.

[Its... not completely false.]

sender: link

[skyglider]

Oh. Congratulations on your bundles of joy.

Or sadness.

Are they bundles of sadness?

Sender: percy jackson

[judoflipped]

well theres one of them thats named stress so
apparently im the godfather for that one

[stillarhino]

link bro
this make any sense to ya?

[refantasma]

theyre bundles of my inner darkness. one is my sorrow made manifest.

[oathkeeper]

WAIT ARE YOU THE MOM OR THE DAD?