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3:09 PM
Sender: Jiang Cheng
To: Everyone
Subject: WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS
I have been very patient with these ridiculous clothes we have been forced into! They are terrible and constricting for doing anything in them and they are even more uncomfortable for sleeping, but I have been patient!
But every time I destroy one, it has been replaced with something WORSE
This one has LIGHTS and IT SINGS WHEN YOU TOUCH THE BELLY!
How do I make this stop?
[ There is a helpful picture attached to his complaint, though it is a little blurry and wobbly in places as he struggled to properly visualize onto the page the atrocity he saw in the mirror. It gets the point across anyway. This is a Christmas sweater depicting a jolly reindeer whose antlers are decorated with Christmas lights. As in, there are actual lights attached to the sweater. ]
To: Everyone
Subject: WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS
I have been very patient with these ridiculous clothes we have been forced into! They are terrible and constricting for doing anything in them and they are even more uncomfortable for sleeping, but I have been patient!
But every time I destroy one, it has been replaced with something WORSE
This one has LIGHTS and IT SINGS WHEN YOU TOUCH THE BELLY!
How do I make this stop?
[ There is a helpful picture attached to his complaint, though it is a little blurry and wobbly in places as he struggled to properly visualize onto the page the atrocity he saw in the mirror. It gets the point across anyway. This is a Christmas sweater depicting a jolly reindeer whose antlers are decorated with Christmas lights. As in, there are actual lights attached to the sweater. ]